More Thoughts On Poop

Changing diapers is something that Chris and I dread. We're going to try to be like those crazy parents that potty train their kids at 6 months. Yeah, yeah, I can hear all the parents out there saying, but when it's your kid, you don't mind the poop. You get used to it.

To hell with that! I will never get used to it! I wish I were rich enough to hire someone whose sole responsibility is to pick up my kids poop, and ensure that I am never, ever exposed to it. Why oh, why did I marry for love!