5 Steps Britney Needs To Take So We Can Look At Her Again:

What is Britney's deal? Why can't she get dressed in the morning like the rest of us? And please, Brit-Brit do not give the 'I'm country and knocked up again' excuse. No one wants to hear it sister! Here are my suggestions for a simple makeover:

1. Become BFF with Kevin Paves so he can do your hair everyday like Jessica Simpson.

2. Do not wear K-Fed's dirty, old, 'god only knows where they've been the night before' boxers. Have mercy and leave them to the hookers, I mean ladies he brings home so they have something to wear on the long and lonely 'walk of shame' home.

3. No more tank tops with cute or bold statements that you wish you could say, but just don't have the balls to spit out.

4. Hire a stylist - please! You can sing, dance and procreate, but you simply can't dress yourself. Don't be ashamed, it's okay. Just hire someone to dress you, so we can stand to look at you again.

5. Tone down the make-up - at least for the sake of your son. Sean Preston does not want you looking like a hoochy momma.

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